I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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