Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Boobs are out for the taking
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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