That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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