Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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