Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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