i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
