he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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