You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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