Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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