Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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