shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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