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I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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