her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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