this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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