Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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