So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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