I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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