we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
