Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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