Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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