Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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