She said her name was "party"
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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