So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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