Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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