...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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