i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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