Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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