Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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