you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Randomize
