I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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