ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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