Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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