HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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