He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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