Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I forgot how hot balto sounded
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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