god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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