apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
