Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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