yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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