Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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