I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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