But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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