I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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