the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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