Are we in a gay sports bar?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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