He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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