we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
How does it feel to date your dad?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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