What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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