I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm at about main and main street
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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