would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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