I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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