i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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