Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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