Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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